Liquid Death

Oct 14

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Liquid Death

Mar 6

Liquid Death:
Our new flavors announcement drove so much traffic to Amazon that their algorithm shut down the ability to order. They since realized that this was legit traffic and not a foreign government trying to order all the Liquid Death to create American hysteria.

Squeezed to Death, Cherry Obituary, and Grave Fruit have all been released from Amazon's block and are now available. Go nuts:
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Flavored-Sparkling-Obituary/dp/B0CV4M2VCF
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Liquid Death

Mar 5

Liquid Death:
We just added 3 more killers to our flavored sparkling lineup. Squeezed To Death and Cherry Obituary were designed to murder your favorite orange and cherry sodas. Grave Fruit is the non-alc Paloma you can drink right in front of your parole officer at your next meeting.

Your thirst just peed itself. Get all three on Amazon right now: https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Flavored-Sparkling-Obituary/dp/B0CV4M2VCF
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Liquid Death

Mar 4

Liquid Death:
Flip your thirst the bird with this limited edition Death Bird Shirt. Get it for you or your grandma here:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/death-bird-shirt
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Liquid Death

Feb 29

Liquid Death:
We just released our first limited batch of Death Dust electrolyte drink mix so you can turn any water into a delicious sports drink. The flavor intensity in this first batch isn't quite intense enough yet so you may need to use 2 packets instead of 1 when mixing with 16-20 oz of water.

However, we have since cranked up the flavor intensity and will be releasing a new batch in 60 days. We appreciate the feedback from everyone on the first limited release. For now, take 40% off all Death Dust on Amazon and go nuts:https://liquiddeath.attn.tv/sl/SDyJsnb7
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Liquid Death

Feb 27

Liquid Death:
Tonight only! Watch this t-shirt pulverize giant piles of thirsts! Get your limited edition Thirst Crusher Tee today:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/thirst-crusher-tee
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Liquid Death

Feb 23

Liquid Death:
Log your thirst to pieces and use its parts to build your own hunting cabin with the new Chainsaw Massacre Camo Hat. Get yours now:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/chainsaw-massacre-hat-camo
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Liquid Death

Feb 20

Liquid Death:
Magically transform any liquid into Liquid Death by pouring it into the new Pint of No Return. Order yours at the bar today:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/pint-of-no-return-set
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Liquid Death

Feb 15

Liquid Death:
Introducing Death Dust from Liquid Death. These deranged sticks of electrolyte drink mix won't just brutally murder your thirst, they'll also pump you with enough essential vitamins and electrolytes that you'll rise from the dead and no longer be a flesh-eating zombie psychopath.

Try some now: https://liquiddeath.com/pages/death-dust
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Liquid Death

Dec 20

Liquid Death:
All your vital organs want for Christmas are a few cases of healthy beverages.

Buy on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Mountain-Tallboys-12-Pack/dp/B0BJ3CJJ4G
Find a store:
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/where-to-buy
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Liquid Death

Dec 19

Liquid Death:
Can you survive Murder Mountain? We made a real Liquid Death Fortnite map, and it's impossible to beat.

Head to Murder Mountain by searching "Liquid Death" or with UEFN code 8498-5199-9768. Or learn more here:

https://liquiddeath.com/pages/murdermountain
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Liquid Death

Dec 18

Liquid Death:
Keep your skull collection toasty all winter long without having to shovel them into the fire with the Instant Death Skull Warmer:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/instant-death-skull-warmer-black
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Liquid Death

Dec 14

Liquid Death:
Enter Sweatsuit

Shop Liquid Death x Metallica sweatshirt and sweatshorts now:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/liquid-death-x-metallica
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