Liquid Death SMS Marketing Examples

Liquid Death:
Our new flavors announcement drove so much traffic to Amazon that their algorithm shut down the ability to order. They since realized that this was legit traffic and not a foreign government trying to order all the Liquid Death to create American hysteria.

Squeezed to Death, Cherry Obituary, and Grave Fruit have all been released from Amazon's block and are now available. Go nuts:
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Flavored-Sparkling-Obituary/dp/B0CV4M2VCF

Liquid Death:
We just added 3 more killers to our flavored sparkling lineup. Squeezed To Death and Cherry Obituary were designed to murder your favorite orange and cherry sodas. Grave Fruit is the non-alc Paloma you can drink right in front of your parole officer at your next meeting.

Your thirst just peed itself. Get all three on Amazon right now: https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Flavored-Sparkling-Obituary/dp/B0CV4M2VCF

Liquid Death:
Flip your thirst the bird with this limited edition Death Bird Shirt. Get it for you or your grandma here:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/death-bird-shirt

Liquid Death:
We just released our first limited batch of Death Dust electrolyte drink mix so you can turn any water into a delicious sports drink. The flavor intensity in this first batch isn't quite intense enough yet so you may need to use 2 packets instead of 1 when mixing with 16-20 oz of water.

However, we have since cranked up the flavor intensity and will be releasing a new batch in 60 days. We appreciate the feedback from everyone on the first limited release. For now, take 40% off all Death Dust on Amazon and go nuts:https://liquiddeath.attn.tv/sl/SDyJsnb7

Liquid Death:
Tonight only! Watch this t-shirt pulverize giant piles of thirsts! Get your limited edition Thirst Crusher Tee today:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/thirst-crusher-tee

Liquid Death:
Log your thirst to pieces and use its parts to build your own hunting cabin with the new Chainsaw Massacre Camo Hat. Get yours now:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/chainsaw-massacre-hat-camo

Liquid Death:
Magically transform any liquid into Liquid Death by pouring it into the new Pint of No Return. Order yours at the bar today:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/pint-of-no-return-set

Liquid Death:
Introducing Death Dust from Liquid Death. These deranged sticks of electrolyte drink mix won't just brutally murder your thirst, they'll also pump you with enough essential vitamins and electrolytes that you'll rise from the dead and no longer be a flesh-eating zombie psychopath.

Try some now: https://liquiddeath.com/pages/death-dust

Liquid Death:
All your vital organs want for Christmas are a few cases of healthy beverages.

Buy on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Mountain-Tallboys-12-Pack/dp/B0BJ3CJJ4G
Find a store:
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/where-to-buy

Liquid Death:
Can you survive Murder Mountain? We made a real Liquid Death Fortnite map, and it's impossible to beat.

Head to Murder Mountain by searching "Liquid Death" or with UEFN code 8498-5199-9768. Or learn more here:

https://liquiddeath.com/pages/murdermountain

Liquid Death:
Keep your skull collection toasty all winter long without having to shovel them into the fire with the Instant Death Skull Warmer:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/instant-death-skull-warmer-black

Liquid Death:
Enter Sweatsuit

Shop Liquid Death x Metallica sweatshirt and sweatshorts now:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/liquid-death-x-metallica

Liquid Death:
Looking for gift ideas under $1 million? Shop our holiday gift guide here:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/holiday-gift-guide

Liquid Death: Finally, a way to give your pet water. The days of spraying your pet in the throat with a garden hose or dangling them over a pool are over.

The revolutionary new Liquid Death Pet Goblet is a classy receptacle that sits on the floor allowing your pet to drink water directly from it.
https://liquiddeath.com/products/pet-goblet

Liquid Death:
Relive all the magic of the holidays from your childhood by hanging a bunch of empty cans on your tree and telling your kids "nobody's getting presents this year."

Give yourself the gift of the Tree Tallboys this year and create generational trauma for seasons to come.
https://liquiddeath.com/products/tree-tallboy-ornament-set

Liquid Death: Before it was the Slaughter Bottle, it was just a Liquid Death can with a dream of dismembering thirsts repeatedly until the earth gets sucked into the sun. It trained. It bulked up. It underwent dangerous experimental procedures at the hands of our least ethical scientists, and now it's the Reusable Slaughter Bottle.

This towering, hulking drinking vessel sold out almost instantly the first time. Now it's back.
https://liquiddeath.com/products/reusable-slaughter-bottle-black

Liquid Death: Lovingly woven by real elves, our new Season's Bleedings Holiday Sweater will ooze bright red holiday cheer all over your winter wonderland.

There's no better gift for a loved one. Or if you're all alone celebrating in the dark with a bottle of brandy and an ashtray full of snubbed out dreams, keep it all to yourself. Any celebration is right as long as Season's Bleedings is holding you tight.
https://liquiddeath.com/products/season-s-bleedings-holiday-sweater

Liquid Death:
These unbreakable metal Psycho Stag Camp Mugs are perfect for the deer apocalypse when deranged deer hunt down every single human within a 50-mile radius of their woods to mount their heads on their den walls.

The Psycho Stag Camp Mug is sold solo or in a set of two, so you can pretend someone else out there is still alive. Get mugged here:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/psycho-stag-camp-mug

Liquid Death:
You did it. You held out long enough. But now the Capitalism Celebration Sale ends at midnight tonight so it's time to start shopping.

Everything is 25% off, including gift cards. That's literally free money. Shop now:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Introducing the Capitalism Celebration Sale! Celebrate by purchasing lots of new things simply because they're cheaper! It's important that you buy things today in order to keep the human race (and more importantly corporations) alive.

Take 25% OFF EVERYTHING SITEWIDE today. Shop now:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
This holiday, replace your traditional elf-skin wrapping paper with our 100% cruelty-free faux elf skin. You'll be amazed at how closely it looks and feels like the real thing.

Get the Jolly Death Gift Wrap Set today and put something compassionate under your tree for a change:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/jolly-death-gift-wrap

Liquid Death:
Humanity has always longed to be better than other people and also travel through time. Now you can do both.

Join the Liquid Death Country Club now and get Black Friday deals on Thursday. Sign up here:
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/sell-your-soul

Liquid Death:
Whatever you do, do not ride the new Deathtrap snowboard from Liquid Death and Burton. With no sidecut, no camber, and no rocker, this board is so extreme even pros can't ride it.

Don't even think about trying to ride this board. Do your loved ones a favor and just hang the Deathtrap up on your wall and keep it safely as a conversation piece. Only 50 exist.

Watch the commercial and get yours before it gets you:
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/deathtrap

Liquid Death:
Whether you're spending Thanksgiving with friends, family, or under the supervision of a court-mandated parole officer, you can impress anyone by serving Liquid Death.

So throw back some tallboys of Liquid Death at your holiday gathering just like someone who isn't being monitored by the state.

Buy on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Mountain-Tallboys-12-Pack/dp/B0BJ3CJJ4G
Find a store:
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/where-to-buy