Liquid Death SMS Marketing Examples

Liquid Death:
Shop gifts that will make people forget that one thing you did. Erase a year of shady behavior by purchasing items and giving them to the people you've wronged. All our giftables in our holiday gift guide are cursed with the spells of forgiveness, gratitude and holiday cheer:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/holiday-gift-guide

Liquid Death:
You don't wear the new Death Clock III from Nixon x Liquid Death. It wears you. Sleek, modern, and capable of possessing your body to use it like a meat puppet to do its unspeakable bidding, the Death Clock won't ever let you go.

Just like the Death Clock I and the Death Clock II, the Death Clock III is a luxurious watch featuring bloodied, gold battle axes and a murdered out finish. And just like the other Death Clocks, this one is sure to sell out almost instantly. Get yours immediately:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/deathclock-1

Liquid Death:
Zombies are people too. And many zombies are starving and will suffer without consuming properly hydrated human insides.

That's why we're launching P.E.T.U. (People for the Ethical Treatment of the Undead). But treating zombies better is an uphill battle when there is a new game like Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III where it's super fun to mistreat brain-thirsty zombies and high-five your friends. Please watch the video and learn how you can support the cause:
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/petu

Liquid Death:
This holiday, give the gift of hate. Liquid Death's Greatest Hates has taken the world by storm for the last three years by turning real online hate comments into award-winning songs.

Finally, all three albums are together in one commemorative vinyl box set, spanning metal to punk to '80s power pop. It makes the perfect holiday gift for anyone who loves a little hate. Order yours now:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/greatest-hates-vinyl-box-set

Liquid Death:
Some people might feel sheepish to twerk on the grave of their recently murdered thirst. But they shouldn't. If given the chance, your thirst would kill you and everyone you've ever loved and turn your heads into puppets. Twerking on your thirst's grave shows it the disrespect it deserves.

Show your thirst who's boss with the limited edition Death Stamp Hat. Murder your thirst, twerk on its grave:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/death-stamp-hat

Liquid Death:
Pickleball has long been the game of the criminally insane. That's why we've created a commemorative paddle that celebrates the original pickleball paddles that were made from the skin of human faces.

So what are you waiting for? Pay homage to the barbaric tradition of pickleball with our new, premium Pickled To Death Paddles! Get yours now:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/pickled-to-death-paddle

Liquid Death:
This text is haunted. We've infused it with hundreds of dead spirits, and now your phone is haunted too.

Quick. The only way to reverse the curse is to go buy ten cases of Liquid Death water or iced tea for your Halloween party. Hurry.
Buy on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Mountain-Tallboys-12-Pack/dp/B0BJ3CJJ4G
Find a store:
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/where-to-buy

Liquid Death:
Bad news. You can't buy this Dismembers Only Cardigan. That's because this cardigan is only for Liquid Death Country Club members who have sold their soul to us.

Want to join the club and sell your soul to get this and other insane benefits? Sign our legally binding contract today:
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/sell-your-soul

Liquid Death:
Back In Stock: The Trophy Skull Tiki Mug. The problem with drinking from real human skulls is that they're just too big! The average human head holds about 1.4 liters, which is just way too much if you want to sip a delicious cocktail. That's why we invented The Trophy Skull Tiki Mug!

Inspired by centuries-old tiki mugs, The Trophy Skull Tiki Mug makes the perfect vessel for any cocktail while also satisfying your insatiable desire to drink directly from a human head. Get yours before they sell out again:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/trophy-skull-tiki-mug

Liquid Death: Beware of George The Ripper. Never heard of George The Ripper? Well, your thirst has. And it's locking all its doors and hiding under its bed.

Get this very limited Halloween tee before it gets your thirst:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Introducing the Chest Blaster by Liquid Death! Tired of stopping your workout every time you're thirsty? Then you need this hydro-evolution in muscular sculpting. How fast can you blast?

Watch our commercial right now and take the #ChestBlasterChallenge for yourself today:
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/chestblaster

Liquid Death: There's a lot to love about the all-new 2024 Deathmobile. Equipped with spacious seats, rain-sensing windshield wipers, and a powerful engine, this Jeremy Fish-designed sweatshirt will turn heads anywhere you drive it.

Buy or lease one today:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Doctors are basically the only people who will ever see you in your underwear. That's why we tricked MeUndies into making a line of Liquid Death underwear. Using this innovative, subliminal underwear marketing tactic, we can brainwash doctors everywhere into drinking, promoting, and prescribing Liquid Death.

Help us out by getting your pair now:
https://www.meundies.com/collections/doom-and-bloom-collection/

Liquid Death: Thanks to advances in wearable costume technology, the Liquid Death Costume Development Division is pleased to unveil two amazingly psychotic Halloween costumes that will make you the life of the party.

Murder your costume contest in the Tallboy Wearing A Human Face Costume or the Murder Man Costume (available in Adult and Youth sizes). Order now:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
This is probably the most important text you will ever read: Stock up now or die in the impending apocalypse.

That is all.
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Mountain-Tallboys-12-Pack/dp/B0BJ3CJJ4G

Liquid Death: Introducing a sweatshirt so prestigious, you'll never get into it. The limited edition Ivy Death Sweatshirt only accepts a few bodies every year. And just because you have a 6.66 GPA and are president of your school's Thirst Murdering Club, it doesn't guarantee you'll be accepted into our #1 ranked university sweatshirt in the country.

However, we are totally open to your parents bribing us. So if you want to list Ivy Death on your LinkedIn profile, go ahead and slip us your credit card information and we'll take care of the rest:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/ivy-death-sweatshirt-black

Liquid Death: Introducing the most terrifying Halloween lawn decoration. This Halloween, any thirst that's trick-or-treating through your neighborhood will instantly pee their costume when they see nearly 8 feet of thirst-murdering psychopath standing on your front lawn.

Get your Giant Murder Man Inflatable now and protect your house from thirst all October (or all year) long:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Introducing the Recycling Glory Hole by Liquid Death and Tom Segura. At 7.1 cubic feet of space, it can handle the junk from tons of people. But it only takes recyclable junk like aluminum cans. Recycling facilities send most plastic junk to landfills because it's not profitable to recycle.

Watch the commercial and order yours today so you can be the first to host a party and have your guests take turns inserting their cans in Tom Segura's mouth:

https://liquiddeath.com/pages/gloryhole

Liquid Death: Whether you're a pro cyclist or you're just a hammered third-tier friend on a bachelorette party, our Heavy Pedal Cycling Kit offers maximum performance for your next bike bar ride.

We've partnered with Heavy Pedal to plaster Liquid Death logos all over these limited edition jerseys, bibs, and caps. Each logo is proven to increase your performance by up to 23%. Get yours now before they're recognized by the International Bike Bar Anti-Doping Agency:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/heavy-pedal-x-liquid-death

Liquid Death: Over the years, we've savagely murdered millions upon millions of thirsts. And like any celebrity-status mass murderer, we kept the heads of dead thirsts as our trophies. Now we have more heads than we know what to do with so we're turning them into collectible trading cards.

Murder Head Death Club Trading Cards are limited edition 100% cardstock trading cards wrapped in vintage style wax wrappers. Get yours today and start collecting severed heads like you've always wanted:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/murder-head-death-club-trading-cards

Liquid Death: Pimp your reaper with the new Chrome Reaper Tee. Designed by artist Steven Yoyada, the Chrome Reaper brings a whole new swagger to murdering your thirst and dragging its soul into eternal darkness.

But don't be blinded by your own reflection. These limited-edition chrome collectibles might drive off before you even get to the parking lot. Sign and drive today:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Too lazy to read this text? Good. You're exactly the kind of person who would love to get up to 50% off Liquid Death merch in our Lazy Day Sale.

There are literally only hours left. Sale ends at midnight tonight. Tap this to shop:
https://liquiddeath.com/

Liquid Death:
Labor Day is a day when we celebrate how hard work is. But being lazy is hard, too. How do you build a strategy for what to watch on YouTube for 9 hours a day or get the remote that is just out of your reach without actually getting up?

This weekend, we salute all the hard-laziers with our annual Lazy Day Sale. Get up to 50% off on Liquid Death merch. Just move your thumb a few inches and tap here:
https://liquiddeath.com/

Liquid Death:
Our world-famous Labor Day Mattress Sale is back! Now when you purchase enough cases of Liquid Death and arrange them in the shape of a mattress, you get to sleep on them for free!

At 10.4" x 5.2" x 7.4" each, you'll only need 74 cases for a Full, 90 cases for a Queen, and 114 cases for a King. Don't sleep on our incredible Labor Day Mattress Sale a minute longer. Head to a store or shop Amazon now:
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Mountain-Tallboys-12-Pack/dp/B0BJ3CJJ4G