Liquid Death SMS Marketing Examples

Liquid Death:
Want to be part of Steve-O's first supernatural stunt ever? Well now you can! Introducing the Liquid Death All-Natural Steve-O Voodoo Doll. We mass-produced voodoo dolls with a small pouch of Steve-O's hair inside every doll. Then they were activated by a real witch doctor. Whatever you do to yours, Steve-O will actually feel!

Watch the commercial now and get yours before they sell out:
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/voodoo

Liquid Death: Liquid Death is proud to bring you this delightful, commemorative skate deck so you can relive our world famous circus again and again. For decades, these incredible acrobats have transformed depraved acts of thirst murder into breathtaking performances such as The Intestines Tightrope, The Juggling Jugular, and the infamous Fountain of Death.

Act now and experience the thrill of owning a piece of Liquid Death circus history with the ultra limited-edition Murder Circus Skate Deck. And just like those half-man, half-squirrels in the side show, there are only a few in existence. Get yours now:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death: Everyone's watching Death Dynasty, the hit reality TV show about backwoods thirst murderers turned millionaires. There's Sammy Skulls, Billy Bob Murderface, and Grandma Guillotine. And now you can dress just like they do every single day with our new limited edition Death Dynasty Shorts.

Not everyone can grow a beard or create a thirst call that makes a truckload of money, but now you can look like you can! Order today:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death: The Laid To Rest Towel is back. Finally, a giant can of Liquid Death that you can't drink. Believe it or not, this 80-inch-tall can of Liquid Death is made of 100% cotton and contains 0% liquid.

Designed in collaboration with Slowtide, the Laid To Rest Beach Towel sold out almost instantly the first time. So we made more. But they will probably sell out almost instantly again. So you should pre-order yours now:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/laid-to-rest-oversized-beach-towel

Liquid Death: Introducing our most exciting advancement in thirst slaughtering yet: The Reusable Slaughter Bottle. Originally it was just a Liquid Death can with a dream of dismembering thirsts repeatedly until the earth gets sucked into the sun. It trained. It bulked up. It underwent dangerous experimental procedures at the hands of our least ethical scientists.

Now, this towering, hulking drinking vessel is armed with a lid allowing for eternal reusability and brutally murdering thirsts from now until the end of time. Get the last water bottle you'll ever need now:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death: At Liquid Death BBQ, we slow-cook your thirst until its flesh falls right off the bone! Try fan favorites, like Shredded Thirst Face Sandwiches or our Whole Torso Platter. For to-go meal orders, call 1-866-655-0999.

Or, just in time for Labor Day, get your own BBQ Your Thirst Tee! You'll need a bib to keep all the thirst juice and guts from getting all over it. Order yours here:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/bbq-your-thirst-tee

Liquid Death:
Did you know that the body is 60% water? So theoretically if you drink nothing but Liquid Death for several weeks, Liquid Death could replace all that water in your body and you would literally become a human flesh can of Liquid Death.

Start your journey today by stocking up on our mountain water, flavored sparkling, or iced tea at your nearest retailer or Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Mountain-Tallboys-12-Pack/dp/B0BJ3CJJ4G

Liquid Death:
Everyone knows that this summer's hottest look is wearing a necklace of your dead thirst's head around your neck like a trophy. But what other styles are making a splash? Check out our newest merch and homegoods to dismember your thirst with now:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/summer-drops

Liquid Death:
Introducing the Boardwalk Rolling Tray, a delightful, one-of-a-kind tray that's all about rolling around on roller skates. It's only called a rolling tray because it features our Thirst Murderer rolling down the boardwalk on his killer roller skates.

So if you want to get high on life remembering all the good times you've spent roller skating, order our limited-edition Boardwalk Rolling Tray before they vanish in a puff of smoke.
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Lap for lap, there's no sport more dangerous than DEATHCAR. It's no wonder the fastest growing sport is giving convicted felons the keys to race cars covered in spikes and buzzsaw blades that reach top speeds of over 300 mph.

Whether you want to show off your fandom or just your own checkered past, the new Road Kill 5-Panel Hat was made for you. Race over to our store to get yours now:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Designed for pro hula hooper Jenna Corpsegrinder, our new Instant Death Crop Tee is the only tee designed for maximum hula hooping performance currently on the market. This is the same pro model that Jenna sported in last year's championship when she used her bladed hula to slice the heads off the other competitors and become undisputed champion.

Be like Jenna Corpsegrinder. Get the Instant Death Crop Tee now:https://liquiddeath.attn.tv/l/2Sf/D0Xje

Liquid Death:
When we released the Death Wave Tee designed by tattoo artist Justin Weatherholtz earlier this year, it was so popular it sold out almost immediately. So we decided to do what you do with anything you love: rip its arms off and parade its dead corpse around before selling it off for cash.

Introducing the Death Wave Tank, now with 100% less sleeve than the original. Less than 0.1% of you will be fast enough to get one before it's gone. Get yours now: https://liquiddeath.com/products/death-wave-tank

Liquid Death:
Watch the "F**ck Whoever Started This" music video from our new Greatest Hates Vol. 3 now!

👮 PARENTAL ADVISORY 👮 The lyrics of this song were taken from real hate comments on social media. Also, we did not censor these comments because we feel it's unfair to haters to water down their true passion and authentic voices.

Watch here:
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/greatesthates

Liquid Death:
Introducing Greatest Hates Vol. 3! We turned real internet hate comments into lyrics and made them fun to dance to.

Bop along to 10 sassy songs on our new '80s-inspired pop album, featuring classics like Worst Name For A Water Company (feat. Tony Hawk) and Rather Cut My Own D**k Off (feat. Mark McGrath). Watch the commercial, buy the limited edition 12-inch vinyl, or stream the whole album right now: https://liquiddeath.com/pages/greatesthates

Liquid Death:
Whatever you're doing, stop doing it. You can get up to 40% off almost all Liquid Death merch only for a few more minutes. This offer ends at 11:59pm PT tonight. Shop immediately:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/the-liquid-death-price-massacre

Liquid Death:
You already drink enough Liquid Death that we've replaced most of the water in your body with Liquid Death. Now we want to replace everything around you with Liquid Death, including your house.

For a very limited time, almost everything in our merch store is up to 40% off. Start shopping now:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/the-liquid-death-price-massacre

Liquid Death:
Buckets are considered one of the greatest inventions in human history. They can carry guts. They can carry water. They can even be used as toilets. But now, they can function as hats too.

Introducing the Deathy Bahama Bucket Hat with advanced reversible technology. Is it possible to improve on the greatest invention the world has ever known? We just did. Get yours now:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/deathy-bahama-bucket-hat

Liquid Death:
The Deathwolf is the hottest new pet this summer. They continue to be a favorite because they can rip an adult human to pieces in 4.7 seconds. But please don't go to a Deathwolf breeder. Find a local Deathwolf rescue and bring one of these lovable creatures into your home.

For every purchase of this new, limited edition Deathwolf Sleeveless Tee, we'll donate a Deathwolf pup to a children's birthday party. Get yours here:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/deathwolf-sleeveless

Liquid Death:
Finally, a giant can of Liquid Death that you can't drink. Believe it or not, this 80-inch-tall can of Liquid Death is made of 100% cotton and contains 0% liquid.

Made in collaboration with Slowtide, the Laid To Rest Beach Towel has an oversized look and would taste terrible if you did try to drink it. This very limited release will sell out almost immediately. Order yours now, unless you are thirsty. Then order a smaller can of Liquid Death. Get it now:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/laid-to-rest-oversized-beach-towel

Liquid Death:
There have been reports of a group of deranged deer lurking around the local mountains, doing all sorts of unspeakable things. They've been spotted flaying hunters alive to make leather from their skin, and even dragging campers down into their dens and forcing them to perform puppet shows for their deer-children using puppets made from other dead campers.

The good news is that there is one known repellant: the new limited edition Psycho Stag Tee, designed by deranged animal expert, Will Carsola. These shirts will disappear quicker than your next door neighbor did last week. Get yours now:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/psycho-stag-tee-grey

Liquid Death:
Ever since the beginning of time, man has longed to ride atop weaker men and use gigantic hammers to rocket the severed heads of their enemies into the burning homes of terrified enemy families. While not quite as good, polo was invented as a close substitute.

And now you can join the Liquid Death Royal Polo Team, just by ordering our Head Roller Polo with optional Mallet + Ball Set. Get yours now because they're so exclusive, they'll be sold out almost immediately: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Plastic recycling is a myth. Most recycling facilities send our plastic to landfills or oceans because it's not actually profitable to recycle. So what should we do with all of this plastic trash?

Introducing the Liquid Death Recycled Plastic Surgery Center. A revolutionary new approach to useless plastic garbage. Learn more from Whitney Cummings by watching our informative video:

https://liquiddeath.com/pages/plasticsurgery

Liquid Death:
There's no better feeling than hopping on your hog, hitting the open road, finding a desolate strip of highway, riding until your gas tank runs out, getting stranded in the vast expanse of desert, abandoning your bike in search of help but getting disoriented, dragging your weakened body across the sand, accidentally crawling into a scorpion den, and having the buzzards finally pick your bones clean.

Capture that same feeling every day with the new limited edition Motorpsycho Tee and Hats. Get yours now:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Jeff Mahannah is the beloved family-friendly illustrator who has contributed his many delightful stories to the Liquid Death Instagram feed.

Now, we're turning one of his classic illustrations into a limited edition t-shirt that you and the entire family can love again and again. Get your Death By Jeff Tee today and get ready to light up everyone around you with peace and happiness: https://liquiddeath.com/products/death-by-jeff-tee-black