Liquid Death SMS Marketing Examples

Liquid Death:
Show off your love for reaping with the new limited edition Reaping Rainbow Tee, designed by beloved children's author Ovcharka. But hurry because this rainbow is so rare, less than 0.1% of you will catch it. Get it now: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
We're going on a global thirst massacre with Metallica. We've joined forces with Metallica and artist Will Carsola to create this limited-edition t-shirt that is available only at M72 World Tour stops and through Metallica's merch store.

Nothing else matters. Get yours right now: https://www.metallica.com/store/liquid-death-metallica-t-shirt/LIQUIDDEATHT.html

Liquid Death:
Travis Barker played drums on the hit album Enema of the State. Does that make him an expert on enemas? No. And neither are we. But together, we are launching a revolutionary new enema kit that might turn all of your dreams into reality.

Introducing the Enema of the State Collectible Enema Kit. Each kit comes with a custom-branded enema bulb and a 19.2 oz can of Liquid Death autographed by Travis himself. There are only a few hundred in existence. Blink and they'll be gone forever. Watch the commercial and get yours now:
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/enema

Liquid Death:
These shirts are laced with death. Be sure to score these mind-altering shirts directly from Liquid Death and not from some guy on the street. Our death is medical grade, not made in a bathtub, and is 100% pure and uncut.

Death Drip was developed by famous artist CatDirty and comes in two different doses: tee or sweatshirt. Get yours now before the party is over: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/death-drip-tee-sweatshirt

Liquid Death:
It's a flask. It's a casket. It's a Flasket. And now it's back in stock.

Finally, you can drink straight from a casket. For centuries, the idea of drinking from a casket seemed like only a dream. In the late 18th century, Sir Killington Von Murderberg invented a very long straw with a drill bit attached that allowed people to merely sip from caskets but not actually guzzle.

That's why we're proud to bring back The Flasket for a second time. It's a product so innovative, it became our fastest selling product ever and sold out within hours. Get yours now before it happens again: https://liquiddeath.com/products/the-flasket

Liquid Death:
Hey kids. Bad news again. Just like all your horrible memories, plastic bottles never really go away either. In fact, a new study shows that only 5% of plastic actually gets recycled. The rest ends up in landfills and oceans.

We can't shield you from this cold, harsh reality. But at least our new Bottle Slaughter Thermal Shirt can keep you warm as you daydream revenge-kill fantasies about wiping plastic off the face of the earth. Single-use plastics may last forever, but these shirts definitely won't. Order fast: https://liquiddeath.com/products/bottle-slaughter-thermal-shirt

Liquid Death:
Introducing the all-new 2023 Deathmobile. With a V66 engine, luxury leather seats handcrafted from the hide of dead thirsts, tallboy cup holders, and a special hidden compartment perfect for cramming bodies into, the all-new Deathmobile gets best-in-class murders per gallon.

Co-designed with Jeremy Fish, these all-new Deathmobiles are going fast. Drive away in one today: https://liquiddeath.com/products/deathmobile-tee

Liquid Death:
Strike fear into the hearts of everyone at the farmers market.

Nothing shows other shoppers that you like organic severed heads that are locally sourced like this premium canvas bag. And as a bonus, it will also keep others from coming within 10 feet of you or even making eye contact, so you can shop in peace. Hurry. Get yours now: https://liquiddeath.com/products/instant-death-canvas-bag

Liquid Death:
When we launched new Liquid Death Iced Tea a few weeks ago, it instantly became Amazon's #1 best selling tea. In fact, it was so popular, it broke Amazon's algorithm, and they couldn't keep enough in stock.

But now it's finally back. And it's available with free Prime shipping. So go f*cking nuts: https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Armless-Palmer-8-Pack/dp/B0BL6CJCHF

Liquid Death:
Everyone knows that video games are the cause of bad kids. Celebrate the downfall of society with our gaming-inspired Pixel Death Tee!

Infused with mind-control properties, this limited edition t-shirt is guaranteed to destroy your future. Hit turbo because supplies are very limited. Less than 0.1% of you will get one. Get yours before it's game over: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Murder your thirst. Dunk its head.

Introducing Hoop Heads, the most fun you've ever had with a severed head! Pro basketball star Jalen Green murders his thirst. Now you can too!

Watch the commercial and grab your Hoop Head before they're gone: https://liquiddeath.com/pages/hoophead

Liquid Death:
Nothing's better than grinding up skulls in your backyard on a nice sunny day. That's why we designed the Skullgrinder Tee for when you want to look extra cute while you're working your way through the giant pile of severed heads you've been keeping in your cellar.

Snuggly soft, the limited edition Skullgrinder Tee is a classic women's slim fit and perfect for looking like an innocent bystander whenever the feds finally show up. Get yours while supplies (and skulls) last here: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Convicted Melon has been released. Being locked up in a supermax asylum for multiple lifetimes and sharing a cell with a pack of hyenas disguised in a suit of human skin is enough to make anyone a little deranged.

Now, this psycho killer has tunneled out using nothing more than the warden's skull and is loose on the streets. It's killed dozens of thirsts and kept their heads as trophies, and it's hungry for more. Be on the lookout at Whole Foods, Publix, or Amazon. Get it now with Free Prime Shipping here: https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Sparkling-Convicted-8-Pack/dp/B0BJ3F8X5T

Liquid Death:
Back in 1955, the marketing director of Liquid Death learned about the death of his friend Doctor Dick Trickle in the year 1885. He traveled back in time to save him. But without fuel, they were both trapped.

Their solution was to open a Liquid Death saloon where they would sell water instead of whiskey to make money for a train to push the time machine up to its necessary speed. Unfortunately, the plan failed and both men were murdered in the saloon by outlaws. But now you can own these exact replicas of the actual bar merch they tried to sell back in 1885. Lasso yours now: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Plenty of fine art pieces that look exactly like this shirt have sold for over $20 million. So even at 1/10th of that value, this shirt could be worth millions one day.

Start your lucrative art collection today and hang the Pop Death Tee on your wall or your body. https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Whether you're a minimalist French artist or a divorcé alcoholic living in a shed, nothing spills class all over the room like our new Drip Club Neon Sign. Fully equipped with both 'upwards' and 'downwards' motions, this exquisite design is enough to make even your worst friend attempt to downplay their jealousy.

These limited edition signs were too awesome to make many of them. Order yours right now before the other basement dads on the street get theirs. https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Liquid Death Iced Tea just broke Amazon.

We launched our new line of iced tea this morning. But then everyone bought so much so fast, it broke Amazon's supply algorithm.

Luckily, LD Tea is now back in stock. So if you missed out the first time, hurry and order as many cases as you can now before it probably sells out again: https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Black-Leafer-8-Pack/dp/B0BL62STZ6

Liquid Death:
Your grandma has been getting a buzz off cups of tea for decades. Now she can get it from 19.2oz tallboys. Our new iced black tea has just 30 calories, 6 grams of sugar (from agave), B vitamins, and 30mg of natural caffeine. Available in three killer flavors that your grandma will love.

Stock up now on Amazon Prime with free shipping and watch our informative commercial directed by Jeff Tremaine: https://liquiddeath.com/pages/iced-tea

Liquid Death:
In the middle ages, Barbarian berserkers would wrap their bodies in pink cloth before running into battle against entire hordes of thirsts. Today, you can slaughter thirsts from the comfort of your own couch just by slipping on the new Eternal Death Pink Sweatshirt.

Both victory and death are eternal. But this sweatshirt isn't because it's sure to sell out in minutes. Run to your own retail battlefield right now: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Whether you're an actual mechanic or you're just a fan of dumping bodies behind the shop, the Murder Mechanic Jacket has you covered.

With a premium quilted interior and original art by designer Paul Rentler, this limited edition jacket will keep you warm and stylish no matter what liquids get sprayed all over you. Available in black or murdered out but both are selling out fast. Get yours here: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Break out the microwave dinners, move over that one beer in the otherwise empty fridge, and prepare yourself for a string of endless disappointments because the Bottle Slaughter Dad Hat is here.

Hurry and get yours now. Because this is a limited drop, and once it goes out for cigarettes, it ain't coming back. Embrace it here: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Finally, you can drink straight from a casket. For centuries, the idea of drinking from a casket seemed like only a dream. In the late 18th century, Sir Killington Von Murderberg invented a very long straw with a drill bit attached that allowed people to merely sip from caskets but not actually guzzle.

That's why we're proud to announce that after years of R&D in our Advanced Coffin Development Team, we're launching the Flasket. An invention this innovative will probably win Nobel Championships and sell out immediately. Get yours and stop dreaming: https://liquiddeath.com/products/the-flasket

Liquid Death:
Like that corpse in the woods behind the old Johnson place that's being eaten by raccoons, this limited edition merch has been left for dead and will be gone soon because it's so delicious.

These items are almost entirely sold out. So what are you waiting for? Dive in mouth-first and show those trash-eating varmints who's boss: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/last-call

Liquid Death:
Take a break from guzzling champagne and relax in the new Death Money Tee, the only shirt that pisses on hundreds and keeps a pet cheetah in its poolhouse. But be warned. If you double-cross it, it will chainsaw your thirst to bits in its own shower.

Don't cut deals with other tees. The Death Money Tee will smell a rat. Get yours now before the feds do: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store