Liquid Death SMS Marketing Examples

Liquid Death:
Don't make your cat sell its body on the street just to score more Liquid Death catnip. We've brought our Mountain Catnip and Sparkling Catnip toys back just in time before it makes any more poor decisions.

Do the right thing and buy this re-release before it sells out again.

https://liquiddeath.com/products/chewed-to-death-cat-toy

Liquid Death:
These are the best snowboard goggles on the planet. Why are they the best snowboard goggles on the planet? Because they have the Liquid Death logo on them. (No other snowboard goggles even come close.)

Get the very limited edition Slasher Goggle, made in collaboration with Dragon, or die shivering and alone in an avalanche of regret.

https://liquiddeath.com/products/slasher-goggle

Liquid Death:
Dead Till Death is back on the most terrifying format of all time: VHS. For a very limited time, our feature-length horror movie is back in stock as a collectible VHS (and poster). If you actually make it all the way through, you'll face something even more horrifying, having to rewind it.

But hurry. These limited edition collector's items are probably the last VHS cassettes in existence and will sell out immediately. Get yours now: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/dead-till-death

Liquid Death:
In Georgia, it's now against the law to give people water within 150 feet of a polling place on election day.

But don't worry! We have a solution. Watch our commercial to learn more about our new Georgia Election Hydration Kit:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkOTYPVJEZo/

Liquid Death: There's nothing quite like cracking open a roadie of Liquid Death as you bulldog down a big slab doing 90, dodging bears, and looking for lot lizards at the next pickle park.

And that's why there's nothing quite like the limited edition Truck Stop Death Hat, available in two colors. Get yours now or never know what true freedom feels like: https://liquiddeath.com/products/truck-stop-death-hat

Liquid Death: Other cornhole sets merely promise hours of fun. But our new Murderhole Game Set promises to terrorize you and your family for hours on end! This hand-crafted wooden cornhole set implants horrifying doom in the deepest regions of your brain after just 2 seconds of looking directly at the artwork.

With art from acclaimed cornhole artist Julian Akbar, we honestly can't really recommend that you buy these. But if you don't heed our warnings and still want it, you should probably buy it right now before it sells out here:

https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death: Research shows that the human brain will remember and enjoy a severed limb as a present more than 94% of other holiday gifts.

Now you can finish your holiday shopping before Halloween AND ensure your loved ones won't think you're a total disgrace to the family. Buy their love with the Martha Stewart x Liquid Death Dismembered Moments Luxury Candle now with FREE SHIPPING:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/martha-stewart-x-liquid-death-dismembered-moments-candle

Liquid Death: Reach a level of enlightenment so powerful it will make your head explode. Guaranteed to contain 5000 times more pure spiritual tranquility than any other enlightenment-providing appliance, the new Chakra Exploder 5000 (Yoga Mat) is so effective your roommate will need at least three rolls of paper towels on hand to clean up the mess afterwards. Get yours now or end up in corpse pose forever:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/chakra-exploder-5000

Liquid Death: Martha Stewart doesn't plan on making any more severed hand collabs in her lifetime. And based on how much the internet is talking about this candle, the internet will be extremely jealous if you have one. The internet might even worship you. Like a god.

So don't miss out on the chance to own a piece of internet history with our limited edition Martha Stewart x Liquid Death Dismembered Moments Candle. Get yours here:
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/martha

Liquid Death: When we introduced the Ride or Die Tee it sold out almost instantly. Then, its long-sleeved cousin moved in on its turf and things got ugly. It sold out almost instantly too. But now it's back.

The Ride or Die Long Sleeve Shirt answers to no one. But its quantities are super limited. Less than 0.1% of you reading this have any hope of meeting it in a dark roadside bar.
Try your luck here:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/ride-or-die-shirt

Liquid Death: We partnered with Martha Stewart to make a life-sized severed hand candle. Introducing the unscented Dismembered Moments Luxury Candle. Add an enchanting accent to your home decor with this delightful candle in the shape of a human hand clutching a can of Liquid Death. It is so realistic that you and your guests might wonder just how Martha made them.

Yes, you can really buy this. Watch our video with Martha to learn more. Then grab your own before they're gone:
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/martha

Liquid Death: Relive all your favorite summer camp memories in our best-selling camper hat: Sneaking out of your bunk, your first kiss, discovering pieces of your councilor stashed in the mess hall freezer.

The Eternal Death Camper Hat sold out almost immediately the first time. This sequel won't last long either. Run.

https://liquiddeath.com/products/eternal-death-hat

Liquid Death: Billionaires wanted it. Influencers wanted to be with it. But almost no one could get it. Now the Icy Death Mini Fridge is back.

Each ice-cold thirst coffin is made of brushed gold steel and holds 24 tallboys of Liquid Death. Get yours right now so you can brag about it forever.

https://liquiddeath.com/products/icy-death-mini-fridge

Liquid Death: Are you into the pain of a real tattoo? But not as into the artwork sticking around forever? Be just like Steve-O and get a tattoo using Liquid Death Tattoo Water instead of ink! It's all the pain of a classic tattoo but with none of the permanence!

Ask your tattoo professional if Liquid Death Tattoo Water is right for you! Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch

Liquid Death: Why put in all the work? With the ultra-limited, gold-plated Beat To Death Snare, you can jump right to the part where your crippling pill addiction has you 40 pounds overweight, wrecking your third Lambo, and going on unhinged Twitter rants that get deleted an hour later.

All this and more can be yours with our SJC Custom Drums collaboration. But there are only 31 of these status symbols in existence, so they're even more rare than guests on a Kanye track.

https://liquiddeath.com/products/beat-to-death-snare

Liquid Death: A classic is back from the dead. We dug up the corpse of our Instant Death Hoodie to parade it around like they do with a drunk guy's body at a wake.

The Instant Death Hoodie is a best seller for a reason. Made with performance in mind, whether you're running from the police, hiding from the police, being arrested by the police, OR you're an undercover who got in too deep with a biker gang, this updated pullover hoodie is for you. But act now. This beloved hoodie died once. Don't miss your chance twice.

https://liquiddeath.com/products/instant-death-hoodie

Liquid Death: Recent studies have shown that thirsts have learned that bright orange apparel in the woods means "hunter." That's why we've updated our original Thirst Hunter Skull Warmer to be pink. To trick your thirst into thinking you can totally be trusted. (You can't be.)

These limited edition Thirst Trap Skull Warmers are rare. Order yours now or miss the thrill of watching your thirst die before your very eyes forever.

https://liquiddeath.com/products/thirst-trap-skull-warmer

Liquid Death: Do you love collecting severed heads and being a part of fancy exclusive clubs? Yes? Then you'll want to join the Murderlist (aka whitelist) for first access to the extremely limited Liquid Death NFT project called Murder Head Death Club. Like any celebrity-status mass murderer, we kept the heads of dead thirsts as our trophies. Now we have more heads than we know what to do with. So we're selling 6,666 of them to the public.

By owning a Murder Head, you'll become the ultimate insider and get things money can't even buy. You'll also be part of our mission to decapitate single-use plastic. We're donating 10% of all Murder Head Death Club royalties to organizations who are helping to kill plastic pollution. Additionally, we're offsetting 110% of our highest calculated carbon emissions from our mint.

Get on the Murderlist now:
https://murderheaddeathclub.com/

Liquid Death: Thirst plagued the land once more. But the brave, thirst-slaying knight Sir Murdersalot was still awaiting trial in a federal prison in Oklahoma for his tax evasion case.

Still, he heard the peasants' pleas and hooked up with some OKC mob guys he'd gotten in with in Cell Block C. They made a few calls, badda boom, the Throat Demons tripped and accidentally fell into the river wearing cement shoes.

Commemorate the noble acts of Sir Murdersalot with this new Medieval Death Hat. Get yours now or be drawn and quartered.

https://liquiddeath.com/products/medieval-death-hat

Liquid Death: When two high school buddies named Kill and Dead time traveled for a school history project, they accidentally went to the future and brought back a cyborg death machine and then took him to their local water park where he ended up massacring the thirsts of a bunch of unsuspecting families.

Now, all their wyld exploits are commemorated with this Bogus Death Hoodie and Sweatpants. Get yours now to impress your best friend's stepmom or that one excellent dude named Rufus who keeps popping up randomly.

https://liquiddeath.com/collections/clothes

Liquid Death: Energy drink marketing would have you believe pro snowboarders pound energy drinks all day. But studies show that guzzling sugary beverages leads to an increased risk of obesity. So if pros really drank that much, they wouldn't be pro for very long.

That's why we partnered with Dragon to make the limited edition Slasher Goggle, to reflect what the pros actually drink: water. Grab your own pair now before the mountain turns into a white strip of death.

https://liquiddeath.com/products/slasher-goggle

Liquid Death: See all those bad kids drinking? So did the rest of America watching our Big Game commercial last night.

Good thing Liquid Death is just infinitely recyclable cans of water that are helping to bring death to plastic bottles. So if you saw kids doing things that you have done while drunk, it's because that's what kids actually do and you should probably drink less because it makes you act like a child. Crack open an ice-cold Liquid Death and enjoy our commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch

Liquid Death: Ever go to a contemporary art museum and see a $1 million piece of art and think, "My six-year-old could do that"? Well, we thought it would be a great idea to hire an actual six-year-old to create our latest art piece and pay him the same amount we pay any other legit artist.

We collaborated with Dominic and used his exact artwork and spelling choices to create the Licwid Deth Tee. And these museum-worthy pieces are available in toddler, youth, and adult sizes. But hurry, these shirts will disappear faster than your childhood memories.

https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store/products/licwid-deth-tee

Liquid Death: Strike ice-cold fear in the hearts of your opponents, whether you're fighting over a puck or just a seat at your daughter's dance recital.

The new Sudden Death Hockey Jersey was made in partnership with Puck Hcky and features custom embroidered patches on the chest and sleeves.

This pro-weight, authentic replica is sure to dazzle friends and distract from any missing teeth you might have. But skate fast because less than 0.1% of you will score one.

https://liquiddeath.com/products/sudden-death-hockey-jersey