Liquid Death SMS Marketing Examples

Liquid Death:
When we surveyed people about what merch they wanted most, 0% responded they wanted a pink shirt covered in bloody chainsaws.

But no one cares what you want. It's about what we want. So buy this shirt right now, if you want. Tap here:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
While trying to bring his thirst to justice, an FBI agent goes deep undercover by having doctors surgically remove his own face and replace it with that of his thirst. But when his thirst unexpectedly awakens, he forces the surgeons to put the FBI agent's face on his. Now they must go face-to-face.

Relive all their hilarious hijinks with the new limited edition Face Ripper Tee by artist Rob Israel. Face it. You need this shirt:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death: New month, new horrors awaiting you! Try out new Liquid Death brand HorrorScopes today to get a 100% accurate look into all the horrifying things that lie ahead this February.

Like the worst things in life, it's totally free. All you have to do is reply with the letter that corresponds to your sign.

A - Aquarius
B - Pisces
C - Aries
D - Taurus
E - Gemini
F - Cancer
G - Leo
H - Virgo
I - Libra
J - Scorpio
K - Sagittarius
L - Capricorn

Liquid Death:
Did you know that dead thirsts are gummy and delicious? Also, if you blow a bubble with it and listen closely, you can actually hear it screaming.

Don't blow it. Get your Death Bubble Hoodie before they're gone:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Deathwolves are one of the most misunderstood mythological beasts of today. Some people like to characterize them as ruthless killers. But the truth is, Deathwolves make the perfect family pet. As long as you never look at them directly in the eyes or make any noise, they will never tear you and your loved ones limb from limb and bury your skulls in the yard.

Help support the efforts of the International Deathwolf Society by purchasing one of our limited edition Deathwolf Tees. Get your claws in here:

https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Introducing our most brutal ambassador ever. You don't become the internet-famous 'Godmother of Drumming' without the ability to murder a drum set. That's why we just signed Dorothea Taylor as our latest Liquid Death ambassador.

Watch this grandma from Myrtle Beach, SC, play the death metal song 'This Water Couldn't Be Any Less Appealing' from our Greatest Hates, Vol. 1 album:

https://www.youtube.com/watch

Liquid Death:
When it's 93 degrees in the shop and you're trying to reattach the choke spindle return spring on a carburetor, don't think twice that your thirst wants to kill you. That's why we created the limited edition Ring of Death Workshirt.

Featuring two utility pockets with embroidered patches, this heavyweight, premium workshirt wicks away thirsts with microscopic chainsaws embedded directly into the fabric. Don't install your next accelerator pump plunger rod without it. Get yours now:

https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Legend has it there was once a great tsunami known as the Wave of Death that obliterated thirsts as far as the eye could see. The ancient god of tallboys (Carl) summoned it from the deep, generating a 10,000-foot tall wave made of souls that came crashing down on thirsts everywhere, burying them in a watery grave for 3,000 years.

We captured this historic event and screen-printed it on the new, limited edition Death Wave Tee designed by tattoo artist Justin Weatherholtz. Get it and tsunami your thirst.

https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death: Introducing new Liquid Death HorrorScopes. Most astrology products just lie to you about all the good things that will happen to you. But now with new Liquid Death HorrorScopes, you'll get a 100% accurate look into the horrifying things that lie ahead.

Once a month, we'll deliver a real, personalized HorrorScope right to your phone. All you have to do is reply with the letter that corresponds to your sign.

A - Aquarius
B - Pisces
C - Aries
D - Taurus
E - Gemini
F - Cancer
G - Leo
H - Virgo
I - Libra
J - Scorpio
K - Sagittarius
L - Capricorn

Liquid Death: Made from the hide of sacrificial unicorns, our corduroy Death Toll Hat functions like a disguise. At first glance, your thirst sees the soft hat and thinks you might play a long jam-band guitar solo. But then you unexpectedly pull a chainsaw out of your guitar case and brutally cut your thirst in half at the waist.

One down, many more to go. Count the dead in this limited edition Death Toll Hat. Available in classic black or vintage pink but only for a very short time. Get yours now:
https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death: Presenting HARD TO KILL, a documentary about one of our biggest fans who fell out of a plane and survived to tell the tale. When skydiver Austin Measles hit the ground going 70mph, no one knew if he would survive. And they also didn't know he would inadvertently design our latest Liquid Death t-shirt.

Watch our short documentary on Austin's insane story of survival. Then, if you want to support him, get the Hard To Kill Shirt, featuring the actual Liquid Death text he scribbled when he came out of his coma and just wanted a water. 50% of all profits go directly to Austin. Watch it here: https://www.instagram.com/p/CmZbofLJey9/

Liquid Death: We found that when you grind up the brains of dead thirsts and heat them for hours over an open flame, it produces a concentrated powder that's 10x more powerful than that stuff your shaman gave you. It's guaranteed to allow you to touch the galaxy and melt into everything and nothing all at once. You'll love it.

But act fast. The trip will only last 10-20 minutes. And so will these Business Trip Tee and Women's Cropped Long Sleeves. Get yours: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death: This is your last chance. Order the watch all the billionaires are talking about by midnight tonight to guarantee it arrives by 12/24. Shipping is free. Once they're gone, they're gone forever, along with your chance to make your loved ones happy. Get it now:https://liquiddeath.attn.tv/l/RU6/D0Xje

Liquid Death:
Liquid Death and Nixon introduce a watch for the 0.1%: the Death Clock II. Each of the gold links in its band are hand-assembled by fairtrade demons who were raised exclusively on a diet of black acorns. And the golden axes to represent the hours and minutes were forged in a river of blood deep inside the Glorgoroth Mountains.

Craftsmanship like this will last longer than you will. But based on sales of the previous Death Clock, the new Death Clock II won't last more than a few days. Live like the 0.1% today. Get yours now:
https://liquiddeath.com/products/nixon-death-clock-ii

Liquid Death: Ten hot singles. Two gorgeous tropical cabanas. And one huge twist nobody saw coming: The whole island is full of psychotic chainsaw murderers. Get the official merch for Death Island, the hottest new show on Deathflix!

If you love the hit new series Death Island, your insides might explode when you see yourself in this official ladies' zip hoodie and sweatpants! Available in black or blush. Get yours now before you find out whether Trevor will find true love or if the others will find his head on a stick: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Season's bleedings to all! Bring a smile to the young and the old alike in our new holiday classic, the Headless Holiday Sweater. Its timeless woven design won't just keep you warm. It'll warm hearts too.

Perfect for family get-togethers, neighborhood caroling, or supporting your children at the school play, the limited edition Headless Holiday Sweater is sure to become a cherished tradition for years to come. Get yours now:https://liquiddeath.attn.tv/l/uDK/D0Xje

Liquid Death:
Our new Winter Slaughterland Gift Wrap designed by artist Will Carsola doesn't just look good. It does good too.

With every roll you purchase, we'll donate a portion of the profits to the Elf Rescue Foundation that helps save elves from horrible sweatshop conditions in the North Pole. So hurry and buy as many rolls as you can today. For the elves. Shop now:https://liquiddeath.attn.tv/l/ohv/D0Xje

Liquid Death: Last call before we decapitate our Red Wednesday Deal. In seven short hours it will be dead, and you'll never get another chance to take 50% OFF ALMOST ALL MERCH in the Liquid Death store.

You only have until 11:59pm PST tonight. So load up your cart right now in the Red Wednesday collection and use code REDWEDNESDAY:https://liquiddeath.attn.tv/l/giI/D0Xje

Liquid Death: Black Friday is so 20 years ago. Red Wednesday is way more innovative and extreme. That's why we are giving 50% OFF ALMOST EVERYTHING in the Liquid Death merch store with free shipping on orders $75+ today only.

A deal this insane only lasts until 11:59pm PST tonight. Use code REDWEDNESDAY and go nuts. Shop the Red Wednesday collection now: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/red-wednesday

Liquid Death:
You've been waiting four years for it, and now it's finally here: the only officially licensed replica jersey of Team Death.

This pro-level jersey is the only soccer jersey that will actually give you the power to bicycle kick the head right off your opponents and into the net from 30 meters out. But hurry because the Team Death Soccer Jersey is selling out quickly, and there's only 1 minute of stoppage time. Score yours now: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/merch-store

Liquid Death:
Our Ring of Death collaboration with Clocks + Colours is almost sold out. But the real status symbol is a luxury, one-of-a-kind fake finger to go with it. That's why we're giving you a chance to win both.

Handcrafted from the highest quality fake finger artisans, this fake finger is as stunning as it is rare. And its finger-sized size makes it perfect for carrying in your clutch, pinning to a tuxedo jacket, or displaying on your mantle for generations to come. Enter now to win one of five Ring of Death and finger pairings:https://liquiddeath.attn.tv/l/5mr/D0Xje

Liquid Death:
We've all been there. Trying to decide what to wear when it comes time to watch a house-sized truck crush a pile of cars then drive up a mountain of skulls while surrounded by flames and screaming children.

Finally, an outfit fancy enough to wear to the monster truck rally: our new Monster Death Hoodie and Sweatpants Set (sold together or separately but why ruin a family?). But hurry. These will sell out faster than the food truck selling fried butter.

Get yours here: https://liquiddeath.com/collections/monster-death-hoodie-sweatpants

Liquid Death:
What happens when you combine a blind taste test with 50,000 volts of electricity? We found two real internet haters who left comments claiming Liquid Death is the worst water. So we flew them to Los Angeles for a chance to win $1,000 if they actually picked Liquid Death as the worst water in a blind taste test.

However, during the blind tasting they will be hooked up to the electrodes of a real taser gun. And if they choose another brand as the worst water, they will immediately get electrocuted by a trained taser professional. Watch the Blind TAZE Test here to see what happens: https://www.instagram.com/p/ClB6-nMpH0W/

Liquid Death:
Earlier this year, we rented out a haunted cabin in the mountains said to be possessed by a 66,666 year old demon and locked artist Will Carsola and luxury jewelry brand Clocks + Colours in the basement for one week against their wills with nothing but art supplies and silver. They didn't make it out, but The Ring of Death did.

Now you can get this limited edition ring in their honor. Grab yours here: https://liquiddeath.com/products/ring-of-death